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'Arf Arf' ... or Is It 'Barf Barf'?

BY CHERYL SMITH

Last week Cott Corp., a Florida-based beverage retailer, sent out a press release touting its latest product: bottled water for dogs. No, we're not pulling your tail. Fortifido will capitalize on "the growing trends in the $40 billion pet industry," reads the release, which doesn't mention that the company will also be tapping into the bloated, multibillion-dollar bottled water industry.

Not unlike the typical marketing strategy for regular bottled water, Cott pitches Fortifido as a healthy beverage choice. "Dogs are more than just pets, they are part of the family and owners want to make the same healthy choices for their pets as they make for their kids or other loved ones," said Dave Vautrin, Cott's vice president of marketing and innovation, in the release.

But who says tap water isn't just as healthy – if not healthier – as bottled water? Accord­ing to a May 2007 report by D.C.-based nonprofit the Worldwatch Institute: "In the United States, regulations concerning bottled water are generally the same as for tap water, but are weaker for some microbial contaminants. The U.S. Food and Drug Admini­stra­tion, which regulates bottled water at the federal level, permits the product to contain certain levels of fecal matter, whereas the Environmental Protection Agency does not allow any human waste in city tap water."

The report also points out that bottled water is bad for the environment: "Millions of tons of oil-derived plastics, mostly polyethylene terephthalate (PET), are used to make the water bottles, most of which are not recycled. Each year, about 2 million tons of PET bottles end up in landfills in the United States."

However, there are much bigger questions at issue here than "Is bottled water healthier than tap water?": Among others, if humans drink Fortifido, will it make their bones, skin, and joints healthier, as well as freshen their breath, as Cott claims the product does for canines? And what happens if Kitty gets ahold of Fortifido? Just some fortification for thought.


The Worldwatch report is at www.worldwatch.org/node/5063.

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guest Mar 24, 2008 - 12:07 am
It is irresponsible to publish an article without doing any research.

Nowhere does this article mention what Fortifido is -fortified water for dogs. The fact that it is fortified with vitamins and minerals means that it is, in fact, healthier than tap water or regular bottled water.

Moreover, tap water has not been proven healthier than bottled water, as this article suggests. The point this article makes about fecal matter can be made in favor of bottled water, too. For example, tap water is permitted to contain more lead than bottled water. Neither point is really salient, however, because the difference is in parts per million. Generally speaking, the standards for bottled water and tap water are highly similar, because each time the EPA establishes a standard for tap water, the FDA reviews it to see if it should be adopted as a standard for bottled water, as well.

It is misleading to claim that bottled water is bad for the environment. People not recycling plastic bottles is certainly bad for the environment. In any case, if this claim is to be made it should include soda and other beverages that are packaged in plastic bottles.

Finally, a quick glance at this product's website shows that Fortifido is safe in the case of accidental consumption by a human or an animal other than a dog.

http://www.fortifido.com/faq/

http://ecfr.gpoaccess.gov/cgi/t/text/text-idx?idno=21;region=DIV1;type=boolean;c=ecfr;cc=ecfr;sid=488f70fefe0640a86448e916ca70ef97;q1=165;rgn1=Part%20Number;op2=and;q2=110;rgn2=Section%20Number;op3=and;rgn3=Section;rgn=div8;view=text;node=21%3A2.0.1.1.37.2.1.1



I'm selling fido-viagra and fido-prozac!!! Email me for more info!! dipshittery Mar 24, 2008 - 12:22 pm
It's irresponsible to call the shit called 'fortifido' water.

Only a dumbshit would spend their hard earned money on this stupid garbage. It's manufactured for lonely mother fuckers that are obsessed with their pets. If you buy this shit for your dog, consider killing yourself becasue your life is worthless.

Your dog licks their own balls and eats their own shit, do you really think that fido-water is a practical idea?

Although I'm probably underestimating the number of worthless fucks that will buy this garbage.

ONLY in America.



FINALLY! A USE FOR PURCHASE TRACKING! guest Mar 24, 2008 - 12:26 pm
I propose that we round up all the people that buy this water and ship them to the middle of the desert in say... Africa, where they will have to fend for themselves, without any water, and hopefully die for their idiotic purchases.

THERE ARE PEOPLE STARVING IN AMERICA AND YOU ARE BUYING FANCY WATER FOR YOUR DOG!!!???!!!???



Dog Owner Dog Owner Jun 06, 2008 - 10:34 am
As I dog owner, I do treat my dog as part of my family. I think it's ridiculously demeaning to refer to a dog's quality of life on the sole basis of some unhygienic habits. And so what if a dog licks his balls, that doesn't mean he doesn't deserve to be given vitamins. And regarding the comment about starving people in America. You are being just as bad as people who don't give to needy family's by generalizing the people who would purchase this product. How do you know they aren't philanthropic people as well. Your just breeding hate.

No need to be so negative.





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