Mentor Gel Breast Implants 450CC- $1200 Implants were not the right size for me and were in for less than 3 months. They are in perfect condition and are $1800 new. Doctor information can be given for verification. Implants were sterilized and sealed in an airtight bag where surgery was done in January 09. Dr. will sterilize them again during surgery & will be good as new for you. (only much cheaper!!) Email with questions and interest. Photos show both sides of implants. No, I do not have pictures of before and after....
Serious inquiries only.
"You: Preferably male, though will consider females, so long as they are not the girly-girl, estrogen-filled, PMS-having, constant drama type. Age ain’t nothing but a number. Honest, reliable, responsible, considerate, pays rent and bills on time, respectful of others privacy, etc. (all the things that we love about good roommates) Preferably no hard drugs, as “cocaine is a hell of a drug” and would prefer all within the home to not be paranoid and crazy and all the lovely whatnot associated with mind-altering substances, however if you must partake in such affairs, please do not bring them around here, unless you want to share. Ha! j/k But seriously though, no hard drugs. Other than that, just let us know more about you, and we’ll all go from there!!!"
Not sure if this meets Equal Opportunity Housing Standards, but hilarious nonetheless.
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