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Column Archive: Mr. Smarty Pants Knows



Mr. Smarty Pants gets his information from books, magazines, newspapers, the internet, radio, and television. He also includes facts he has overheard at parties.

We overheard at a party that September 19 marks 20 years of publishing Mr Smarty Pants in the Chronicle. The archive below covers columns back to 1995.


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Celebrate Chinese New Year on Valentine's Day, Russia's stray dogs honored, etc.

Raccoons, the Beatles, biblical weapons, and more

Tigers in Texas, Meryl Streep, and much more

Harry S. Truman's mother, little blue pills, and more

Gumby's family tree, stray animals, and more

Cardinals, tapeworms, and much more

Thomas Edison, hummingbirds, leaky toilets, and more

Operation Dominic, Columbus' pickles, and more

Tempur-Pedic pillows, text messages in China, and more

Mars and the military, McDonald's, and much more

James Brown, pants in Paris, and more

Times New Roman, Keith Richards, and much more

Shedding, wedding guests, and more

Cough remedies, lionfish, defenestration, and more

Supernanny, Ben Franklin on daylight saving time, and more

Pasta, Juggalettes, and much more

Helen Keller, Guinness, and more

Playing with dolls, killing widows, and more

Drunk sex, anal glands, and more

Moonshine, pipes, Frank Zappa, and more


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