Column Archive: Mr. Smarty Pants KnowsMr. Smarty Pants gets his information from books, magazines, newspapers, the internet, radio, and television. He also includes facts he has overheard at parties. We overheard at a party that September 19 marks 20 years of publishing Mr Smarty Pants in the Chronicle. The archive below covers columns back to 1995.
Times New Roman, Keith Richards, and much more
Shedding, wedding guests, and more
Cough remedies, lionfish, defenestration, and more
Supernanny, Ben Franklin on daylight saving time, and more
Pasta, Juggalettes, and much more
Helen Keller, Guinness, and more
Playing with dolls, killing widows, and more
Drunk sex, anal glands, and more
Moonshine, pipes, Frank Zappa, and more
Doodling, idiots, and more
Mice, cats, Taft, and more
Sausage and mash, Franken Berry, crocodiles, and more
License plates, Ferrari, cacti, and hyenas
Jack London, inbred turtles, and much more
Tarzan, Farrah Fawcett, Pink Floyd, and more
Elephants, fizz, orange juice, tankinis, and more
Elapids, Alaska, ginger ale, and more
Saltwater crocodiles, Beatles, toddlers, and more
Peeing on yourself won't help, Tiger's pastimes, and more
Eating feces, rubbing humps, and much more
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