Dear Editor, Once again, and to a greater extent, my fellow Texans have let me down by voting in the most corrupt collection of degenerate reprobates to date. Well, thanks a lot you moronic twits. The minute my retirement becomes official, it's "Hasta la vista, baby!" to the Lone Star State. For nearly 40 years, I was proud to call myself a Texan, but for the past 20 years, I have been apologizing to people I meet in other states and countries for the buffoons and miscreants we put in office, while still being proud of Texas as a state. I can no longer support that position. You brain-dead crackheads will get what you deserve from the choices you make, but I will make damned sure I do not suffer those consequences with you. So long, suckers!