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Fake Press Conferences Concerning Texas Football: Dec. 1, 2014

Texas Christian spoiled the Longhorns’ Thanksgiving Thursday night, defeating the Burnt Orange 48-10. The result wasn’t unexpected, though the final score made proceedings somewhat of an embarrassment. Read More | Comment »

11:00AM Mon. Dec. 1, Eric Sollenberger

Fake Press Conferences Concerning Texas Football: Nov. 17, 2014

Holy shit, the Longhorns are going to a bowl game. UT has been playing as good as anybody in the Big 12 over the last three weeks. That might be damning with faint praise, but it’s praise nonetheless. Read More | Comment »

11:00AM Mon. Nov. 17, Eric Sollenberger

Fake Press Conferences Concerning Texas Football: Nov. 10, 2014

Texas had its first win against a ranked opponent this season on Saturday, handily dispatching the visiting West Virginia Mountaineers 33-16. Texas’ ground game got going early with running back Johnathan Gray’s 101 yards and three touchdowns, forcing the Mountaineers to play from behind for most of the afternoon. Read More | Comment »

10:00AM Mon. Nov. 10, Eric Sollenberger

Fake Press Conferences Concerning Texas Football: Nov. 3, 2014

Texas dispatched Texas Tech Saturday night in Lubbock, winning 34-13. The Red Raiders were shorthanded at QB going into the game, and they had to turn to freshman walk-on Vincent Testaverde when Quandre Diggs delivered a nasty shot that knocked starter Patrick Mahomes out of the game. Read More | Comment »

11:00AM Mon. Nov. 3, Eric Sollenberger

Fake Press Conferences Concerning Texas Football: Oct. 27, 2014

Texas couldn’t keep pace with Kansas State Saturday, losing 23-0. K-State controlled the ball and the clock for the entire game and received a few handouts from a Texas offense that struggled to put together anything resembling a decent drive. Read More | Comment »

9:00AM Mon. Oct. 27, Eric Sollenberger

Longhorns Oust Iowa State

The Longhorns took a big step towards becoming the team Texans expect to take the field next year. Saturday against Iowa State, Texas won itself its first close game. Read More | Comment »

10:20AM Mon. Oct. 20, Eric Sollenberger

Red River Shot-down

The Longhorns played their best four quarters of the year but still managed to leave Dallas empty handed, losing 31-26 to Oklahoma. Read More | Comment »

11:15AM Mon. Oct. 13, Eric Sollenberger

Texas Brought Down By Bears

Texas’ defense came to play, but it wasn’t enough to keep Baylor at bay for four quarters. The Bears walked out of Austin with a 28-7 victory that dropped the Longhorns to 2-3 overall, and catapulted Baylor to the top of the Big 12. Read More | Comment »

11:15AM Mon. Oct. 6, Eric Sollenberger

Texas Defense Dominates

The Texas Longhorns marched into Lawrence, Kan., on Saturday afternoon and dispatched the Jayhawks 23-0. The game wasn’t much of a contest, and it definitely wasn’t pretty. Both offenses struggled to get into a rhythm, but Texas’ defense made the difference. Read More | Comment »

9:50AM Mon. Sep. 29, Eric Sollenberger

Texas Blunders on Both Ends

Progress is progress. Texas lost a 20-17 heartbreaker to twelfth-ranked UCLA on Saturday night before an Arlington crowd that was decidedly pro-Longhorn. For a few fleeting moments in the fourth quarter, they might have had cause to celebrate Read More | Comment »

11:44AM Mon. Sep. 15, Eric Sollenberger

Brigham Down the Horns

Brigham Young put a beatdown on the Longhorns Saturday night at Darrell K. Royal Stadium, winning 41-7 in Texas’ worst home defeat in 17 years. The Cougars (2-0) relied on their defense to completely shut down an inexperienced UT offensive line. Read More | Comment »

11:15AM Mon. Sep. 8, Eric Sollenberger

Making Minced Meat of Mean Green

Texas’ defensive line put on a clinic Saturday night, holding North Texas’ quarterbacks Josh Greer and Andrew McNulty to 15 total passing yards and a combined quarterback rating of 0.0. Read More | Comment »

11:30AM Tue. Sep. 2, Eric Sollenberger

What Can We Glean from Charlie Strong's Thrilling Press Conference?

Time within the lives of our fair city’s football fanatics stood still for nearly an hour this morning when UT president Bill Powers and school athletic director Steve Patterson officially welcomed former University of Louisville ringleader Charlie Strong into “the University of Texas family” as the football team’s twenty-ninth head coach. Read More | Comment »

2:59PM Mon. Jan. 6, Chase Hoffberger

Sing a Song for Mack Brown

Sixteen seasons, 158 wins, two Big 12 titles, and a national championship later, the Mack Brown era came to end on Monday night in San Antonio. The No. 10 Oregon Ducks defeated Texas in the Alamo Bowl after two pick-six interceptions and a trio of field goals put a 30-7 stamp on Brown’s last game as head coach. Read More | Comment »

11:52AM Tue. Dec. 31, 2013, Russ Espinoza

Longhorns Let Big 12 Title Loose

While the SEC, Big 10, and ACC staged their neutral-site conference title bouts under big-city lights in palatial professional stadiums, Oklahoma’s 33-24 upset over No. 6 Oklahoma State – which finished just moments before Texas and Baylor got underway – set the stage for a far less frilly de facto Big 12 title game in Waco. Read More | Comment »

7:41PM Sun. Dec. 8, 2013, Russ Espinoza

Longhorns Gobble Up Texas Tech

The Texas Longhorns celebrated senior night and their final home game of the season with an emphatic 41-16 win over in-state rival Texas Tech to remain alive in the Big 12 championship race. Read More | Comment »

10:55AM Fri. Nov. 29, 2013, Russ Espinoza

Texas Can't Stop Oklahoma State

The Longhorns returned to Earth this weekend, landing with a thud that reverberated around the Big 12. The Longhorns 38-13 defeat Oklahoma State doubled as the worst home loss in Mack Brown’s sixteen seasons, and served as precisely the kind of loss that could recharge the recently quieted discussion about Coach’s security up top. Read More | Comment »

9:21AM Mon. Nov. 18, 2013, Russ Espinoza

Texas Outlasts West Virginia In Overtime

Last season, four teams were able to overpower Texas – Kansas State, TCU, Oklahoma, and West Virginia. Saturday night the Longhorns got their last bit of revenge, knocking out the fourth of those opponents, the Mountaineers, in a 47-40 overtime thriller. Read More | Comment »

2:11PM Mon. Nov. 11, 2013, Garrett C. Callahan

Texas Twists Kansas

Thanks to some coincidental scheduling, Kansas hadn’t beat Texas since the year before the twister of ‘39 swept Dorothy and Toto away. The Jayhawks may have enough courage, brains, and heart to field football teams, but they haven’t had much to work with since going to the Orange Bowl in 2007. Read More | Comment »

11:01AM Mon. Nov. 4, 2013, Russ Espinoza

Longhorns Best Horned Frogs

Mack Brown could’ve calmed everyone’s nerves when his Longhorns opened the season 1-2 by producing a crystal ball from his bag of tricks. If only we had known then what we know now: Oh, how silly we were to snarl and revolt against the most successful Longhorns coach since Darrell Royal. Read More | Comment »

11:10AM Mon. Oct. 28, 2013, Russ Espinoza

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