I’m Just a Bill: Replacing the Big Tuna

Sports Illustrated recently ran a quick story about possible replacements for Bill Parcells after he retires, listing probable but boring candidates like Norv Turner and Mike Singletary. Despite all evidence to the contrary, I'm pretending Jerry Jones reads this blog, so here's a few better, more interesting suggestions for him.

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