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'Pig Skinny': BCS Analysis

By Taylor Holland, 11:35AM, Mon. Oct. 30, 2006

As if last week's storybook win in Lincoln wasn't enough, the Longhorns' stunning comeback at Texas Tech has solidified Colt McCoy's place on the Opie Taylor Whitebread Mantle of Fame on the 40 Acres. He's Peter Gardere and Major Applewhite put together, and frankly, it's hard to watch. If I'm Jevan Snead I'm already shopping, and if I'm John Brantley, I'm cutting out the glute curls to soften my ass up for three years of riding the pine.

Pig Skinny will be on the road again this week, checking out Oklahoma’s prime time ABC game in College Station against the dreaded Aggies, whose only redeeming quality seems to be their hatred of the Longhorns. Last time the Skinny went over there it was like Gomer Pyle had been cloned 83,000 times and we saw the largest pair of mammaries on Earth. We couldn't get out of there fast enough. I predict a repeat.

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