The Duck Dynasty story is as wrought with at least as many plot twists as your average soap opera, only it's reality TV. In the latest installment, the beleaguered patriarch returns with help from A&E.
I felt like a total charlatan with that Professional Reporter's Notebook in my hand. But I dabbed my pen with purpose along with all the other news jockeys in the press conference (everyone knows that pure reporting's not my real gig). So when I raised my hand to ask Gloria Steinem a question, things went a li'l woolly.