The AggreGAYtor: March 20

What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.

Priscilla is 20? How old does that make me?!
Priscilla is 20? How old does that make me?!

Primaries go gay, Priscilla turns 20, and Joan Rivers turns 37, as your AggreGAYtor excommunicates the Catholic League.

The Good

Gays are all over that primary election thingamajig.

Those on Team Justin (QAF) will dig this.

In five more years, “Priscillawill be a classic.

Boston may not want a gay float for St. Patrick’s Day, but Lafayette has had one for Mardi Gras for 30-plus years.

Jennifer Pritzker made Forbes “Richest People on the Planet.”

Lorde shows some royal grace toward the Westboro clan.

The Bad

Gays in Crimea are in big trouble.

Job discrimination is totes banal. Just like evil.

Transitioning to evade murder charges seems a risky bet.

The Fugly

Fred Phelps has died; no one will picket his funeral.

Bill Donohue wants Catholics to boycott pro-gay beer brands. Catholics ignore him. Media doesn’t. As usual.

Scott Lively thinks straights should break out the pitchforks, torches, and guillotines.

It Came from the Tubes

Joan looks younger. Creepy. And here comes the T word.

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