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Up Too Early

You tell ‘em Pinky! Helmets are for pussies! All the protection you really need on a 600lb Harley is a cute pink t-shirt, a matching headband, and a leather vest. Really, you don’t even need health insurance because that’s just the man trying to stick it to you. Read More | Comment »

10:36AM Mon. Jul. 30, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

It's right there in the new puppy training manual: When taking your puppy for "walkies,"� always wear flip-flops. As a matter of fact, you can go that one better. Pretty much anytime or anyplace you or other people or animals are urinating, it's a good time to go open toed. Read More | Comment »

7:30AM Sun. Jul. 29, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

Ever open your eyes in the middle of your downward dog and realize that the Google car is snapping a picture of your moneymaker? Seems kind of invasive, doesn’t it? Read More | Comment »

7:30AM Sat. Jul. 28, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

Here’s proof that a navy blue blazer goes with pretty much anything. In this case, it says that this fellow is OK with wearing jeans and being casual, but he doesn’t want people to think he’s some sort of homeless person or a Canadian. Read More | Comment »

10:02AM Fri. Jul. 27, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

You wish you looked like this much of a badass when you walk down the street. Note that this guy isn’t wearing plaid cargo shorts, docksiders, or a peach Izod polo shirt – not that he couldn’t totally get away with that shit, he just chooses not to. Fashion is about choices. Read More | Comment »

7:00AM Thu. Jul. 26, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

What could be hotter than an out-of-towner riding a rent-a-bike wearing a pair of daisy dukes and nerdy Roman sandals? OK, maybe if she was Natalie Portman that would be hotter, but only slightly. Read More | Comment »

9:53AM Wed. Jul. 25, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

This man’s look is nearly perfect. Nothing much to criticize here fashion-wise. He is, however, jaywalking on South Lamar, which statistically is about as risky as jumping Snake River Canyon in a rocket car. Read More | Comment »

9:00AM Tue. Jul. 24, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

Uh oh … looks like we’ve got a “troublemaker” here … and by “troublemaker” I am making a patronizingly overt reference to Robert Rodriguez so that Robert Rodriguez fans will get it. I’d know that hat anywhere. Read More | Comment »

10:59AM Mon. Jul. 23, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

If you’re going to amble along the hike and bike trail playing Sudoku on your iPhone, getting in the way of people who are actually trying to exercise, you might as well be wearing a Mr. T t-shirt and some spandex suction (OK, compression) shorts. Read More | Comment »

7:30AM Sun. Jul. 22, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

This guy’s mom probably just texted him to get his bangs cut because he has such pretty eyes. Moms are like that - always up in your grill about putting your best face forward. Read More | Comment »

6:00AM Sat. Jul. 21, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

It’s not for us to judge what a man does with his step ladder in the privacy of his own home. For instance, he might want to change a light bulb, or replace the battery on his smoke detector, or maybe … good Lord, what the fuck is this guy doing? Read More | Comment »

7:30AM Fri. Jul. 20, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

Put a fez on this guy and he could work any small town parade in America as long as he can do a respectable figure eight on that minibike. However, without a fez this guy is Lord of all Hipsters. His friends are all artists. He knows cooler bands than you do – way cooler. He doesn’t funnel beer, he enjoys craft brews. Read More | Comment »

7:00AM Thu. Jul. 19, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

Sometimes the sidewalks of Austin can magically transform into the runways of Milan. True fashionistas know that style isn’t as much about clothes as it is about attitude, and this fellow’s attitude is sassy! Read More | Comment »

7:00AM Wed. Jul. 18, 2012, LuvDoc

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Try to pretend for a second that this isn’t a hipster. I know. I can’t either. But try to imagine the eureka moment in the thrift store when this dude discovered this jacket. No, I have not messed with the tone adjustment. Read More | Comment »

7:30AM Tue. Jul. 17, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

This is absolutely as cool as you can ever look on a Segway. Seriously. This woman is bringing the style so hard it is actually overcoming the force field of dork that comes complimentary with every Segway rental. Read More | Comment »

11:29AM Mon. Jul. 16, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

This woman is acting pretty zen considering there appears to be the corpse of a murdered child a few feet away from where she’s sitting. Read More | Comment »

7:00AM Sun. Jul. 15, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

It might seem like the woman in the white muffler is jealous of her friend’s awesome 8 inch wedges, but if her face wasn’t blurred it would be obvious that she is absolutely enthralled with the half of the cell phone conversation she is getting to hear. Read More | Comment »

6:00AM Sat. Jul. 14, 2012

Up Too Early

Before you start making Viagra/Q-Tip jokes, keep in mind that this spry old codger is saving the fucking planet while you’re lolling around blowing holes in the ozone just because you don’t like the feel of sweat in your butt crack. Read More | Comment »

7:00AM Fri. Jul. 13, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

This is like critiquing a Starbucks Vente and a pair of blue jeans. I can’t even see this guy. That’s how awesome his camo jacket is. He might as well be wearing Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak. To the casual observer he is just a pair of Wal-Mart jeans with a brush pile stacked on top of them. Read More | Comment »

7:00AM Thu. Jul. 12, 2012, LuvDoc

Up Too Early

Dear, sweet, merciful Jesus, when you come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, please don’t wear shorts like these. No one will take you seriously. Ditto on the camera belt holster. This is exactly the kind of look that gets tourists mugged in otherwise peaceful countries like Pakistan and Ireland. Read More | Comment »

7:00AM Wed. Jul. 11, 2012, LuvDoc

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