https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/chronolog/2013-01-29/i-sht-you-not-clapping-gypsies/

I Sh!t You Not: Clapping Gypsies

By The Luv Doc, January 29, 2013, 11:53am, Chronolog

The inaugural episode of what the LuvDoc hopes to be a long-running series.

Disclaimer: These stories are in the classic oral tradition and therefore may or may not be complete, utter bullshit. However, the operative assumption is that they are true. Dude, I shit you not.