If "Trapped in the Closet" is the Odyssey of our time, then R. Kelly is Homer. [Note: Not Homer Simpson, fool. We mean – oh, never mind.] Anyway, enjoy this epic work as it was meant to be heard – orally. Austin's own madcap genius Brently Heilbron performs the original twelve chapters solo, while brandishing a ukulele and other assorted instruments. Fri., Dec. 21, 8:00 (2012). $10.