Austin, Texas! Are you ready to rumble?! You'd damned well better
be, because here's the second coming of The Blue High Machine Mid-Southern Wrestling Coalition
, that awe-inspiring conflagration of championship wrestling
and wild improv comedy
, ready to hit you with a flying leg-scissors to the midsection before slamming you into the ringropes and then – Oh, fuck!
– Look out!
– He's got a folding chair!
Ladies and gentlemen, behold in gobsmacked wonder as these wily, seasoned veterans of the squared circle
bring their ceaseless program of pain and pandemonium! Fri.-Sat., Feb. 28-March 1, 8pm