Did you know you would get a citation for bringing a dildo to a UT class, but not for bringing a gun? Obvi. If you're on the #CocksNotGlocks side, strap on a strap-on and protest. All welcome. 8am.
Psyched for this year's AIDS Walk? ASA sure is and they're hosting a happy hour to prove it. Haven't decided if you're lacing those sneaks up yet? This is the place to do it. 6pm.
Easy Tiger, 709 E. Sixth, 512/614-4972
Get your lez mingle mind on and network til your heart's content. Do it with a kale margarita. 7-9pm. Free.
Shake up yer week with GirlFriend's newest party primed to make ya sweat. All queer, all the time. 10pm. Free.
Make exercise fun again. Dance and strength training workouts inspired by Eighties and Nineties aerobics (think Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda, and a side of Big Freedia). Mondays, 6pm; Wednesdays, 6:30pm. $15.
Transform, 1909 Wheless, 512/923-5859
That's right ladiez (and gents mayhaps) – it's the first (and only) all-grrrl resort takeover to hit the Texas coast. Get yer swimsuits packed for pool party adventures and sleepover daydreams. Thu.-Sun., Sept. 29-Oct. 2. $200.
Hilton Galveston Island Resort