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THURSDAY MAY 24

Are You Worth a Million in Prizes?

How about $300? Well, come on down and take it all off, Bruce; we'll be the judge of that. All-male and amateur, just like you like it. Thursdays, 9pm.

Rain on 4th, 217 W. Fourth, 494-1150

www.rainon4th.com

Austin Gay Basketball League

2012 Summer Season starts June 21. Registration ends May 28. Don't quibble. Just dribble. Thursdays, 7pm and 8pm games. $50 for seven weeks.

Austin Sports Center, 425 Woodward

www.atxgbl.com

Bloggity Blog Blog Blog

Why wait 'til Thursday? Come visit us online at the Gay Place Blog and on our design blog, Chronique. Join the fun; leave a comment. Maybe win yourself a nice unicorn or T-shirt or something. Or go naked for all we care. (You can do that while you read a blog.)

454-5766

austinchronicle.com/gayplaceblog, gayplace@austinchronicle.com

Harvey Milk Day Conference

Get Equal TX's annual weekend of empowering workshops and calls to action. Sat.-Sun., May 26-27, 8am-11pm. $25 suggested donaton (no one turned away).

Austin Community College Eastview Campus, 3401 Webberville Rd., 512/223-5100

www.hmd2012.eventbrite.com

Mr. Cook's Strip-Off

When you tire of all that flesh (like you could) at the bar up the street, come refresh at Bobby Cook's competitive, amateur taking-off of the clothes. 12mid.

Rain on 4th, 217 W. Fourth, 494-1150

www.rainon4th.com

Planet Fabulous Karaoke

Throw down with KJ Murrah Noble. Thursdays, 9pm. Free.

Rusty's, 405 E. Seventh, 482-9002

www.rustysaustin.net, murrahnoble@hotmail.com

Queerdalini Yoga

Yup. It's Kundalini in a safe environment, for those who'd prefer to focus on chi rather than he or she. Thursdays, 7-8:15pm. Donations encouraged.

Soma Vida, 1210 Rosewood, 628-1580

www.somavidaaustin.com, queerdalini@gmail.com

Roller Disco 2: Electric Boogaloo

The official launch of the Harvey Milk Day weekend – on wheels. Look at these fine fine local moz in cahoots: Get Equal, the Q, UNITE!, Team Prohomo, Sir/Ma'am, MOUTHFEEL, Alien She, and Girlfriend. 7:30pm.

Millennium Youth Entertainment Complex, 1156 Hargrave, 512/472-6932

www.myec.net

Score!

Your roommate may think you wildly optimistic when you shout, "I'm going to score at Oilcan Harry's!" But that's just because he doesn't know about OCH's new sports bar, featuring six honkin' LED flat screens with sports packages. Yes, we said "packages." From DirecTV, silly.

Oilcan Harry's, 211 W. Fourth, 512/320-8823

www.oilcanharrys.com

Steak Night

at a gay bar? Why, that's as American as baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet. Thursdays, 6-8pm. $8 for full meal.

Town N Country, 1502 W. Ben White, 512/445-9122

Technotic Temptation Thursdays

Techno, Top 40, and more with DJ Casa-nova. Thursdays, 10pm. Free.

Town N Country, 1502 W. Ben White, 512/445-9122

www.townandcountry.com

The Divine Mister M

Your weekend's "Best Bette." Stuart tackles Midler. Whaaaat?! Thu.-Sat., May 24-26, 8:30pm. $39.

Shoal Crossing Event Center, 8611 N. MoPac, 666-1ACT

www.austincabaret.org

ONGOING

'Austin Chronicle' Gay URLS!

You can directly access the Chronicle's gay listings online without clicking until your fingers turn blue. Plus the URLs are super easy to remember. The Austin Chronicle gAyTX Fun Guide is our regularly updated list of fine local queer establishments and concerns. And Gay Place is, of course, what you are reading here, our weekly best of the best of queer Austin.

454-5766

austinchronicle.com/gaytx, gayplace@austinchronicle.com

Adventuring Outdoors

Austin's gay and lesbian group for making the nature scene. Minimal dues, maximum fun!

236-7176

www.main.org/adventuring, adventuringoutdoors@gmail.com

Are You a Proud Texan?

Do you care what happened in this Lege session? About fights for equality and equal protection under the law? Get on Equality Texas' list. They have daytime, afterwork, and club-hopping opportunities.

Equality Texas, PO Box 2340, 474-5475

www.equalitytexas.org, info@equalitytexas.org

Atticus Circle

Come join the grassroots gay-straight alliance that stands up for dignity, justice, and the (true) American way! Huzzah!

450-5188

www.atticuscircle.org, info@atticuscircle.org

Austin Front Runners

Gay runners meet Tuesday and Thursday (5:30pm) and Saturday (9:45am). Oooh, girl, when they told you you were "fast" at the club, they had no idea! And such stamina! $25 yearly membership.

Meet at north shore of Lady Bird Lake under the MoPac bridge, 453-8878

www.austinfrontrunners.org/

Austin Gay Basketball League

Nothin' but net, baby! Internet, that is. The AGBL's website will keep you in the loop, or in the hoop, as it were. Whoosh! Check out the current season (season registration is now!) and info on afterparty socials after Thursdays games. Email to register. Thursdays, 7pm and 8pm games.

Austin Sports Center, 425 Woodward

www.atxgbl.com, info@atxgbl.com

Communicate Queerly

Finally! A socially intricate yet easy-to-use Web presence designed to "help foster communication and planning within the queer community to avoid competing events." Thank you, Poochie. Go check it out, and upload all your events. Now! What are you waiting for? Free.

www.communicatequeerly.com

Feast of Fun: Austin Bureau

This Chi-town podcast features Austin expat Fausto Fernós and a cavalcade of LGBT characters. New podcast launched every weekday or at their whim.. Free.

213/97-FRESH (audience line)

www.feastoffun.com, mail@feastoffun.com

Foodies

Yup. Women Who Love Women Who Love Food. In lieu of Austin's having an actual lesbian gathering space, this e-mail-based social network holds weekly meet-ups, private house parties, and special events for the lay-deez. Women of all stripes are welcome and encouraged to attend. E-mail Kitty to get on the list. 5:30pm.

beatsagogo@aol.com

Foodies' Website

Yup. Women Who Love Women Who Love Food. In lieu of Austin's having an actual lesbian gathering space, this e-mail-based social network holds weekly meet-ups, private house parties, and special events for the lay-deez. Women of all stripes are welcome and encouraged to attend. E-mail Kitty to get on the list.

www.foodiesaustin.com, beatsagogo@aol.com

HIV Resource Guide

is a great resource for folks in need of services as well as those who just want to volunteer or help. Free.

Austin Area HIV Planning Council, 505 Barton Springs Rd., Fifth Floor, 974-2615

www.ci.austin.tx.us/hivcouncil/default.htm

HIV+ Counseling

HIV-positive? This group explores issues from recent diagnosis to life with HIV. Free to individuals who qualify; sliding scale for everyone else.

Waterloo Counseling Center, 314 E. Highland Mall Blvd. #301, 444-9922 x100

www.waterloocounseling.org

HOT Bears Say Rrrrroooow!

The cuddliest, hairiest, most barrel-chested bigboys of the Heart of Texas Bears are a social service group dedicated to all things "grrrrr." Get on their list for info about monthly coffees, movie nights, beer busts, etc. Sat.-Sun., Oct. 20-21.

www.heartoftexasbears.org, info@heartoftexasbears.org

Inside Books Needs GLBT Books

Studies show that education reduces recidivism! Send your tax-deductible books and donations now. All topics in the GLBT spectrum needed (especially trans topics).

www.insidebooksproject.org

Intellect, The Arts, & Outdoors

Bright, articulate professionals sought for ongoing platonic, stimulating (sans stimulants/depressants) adventures. Join the group to find out more. Free.

www.meetup.com/Intellect-Arts-Outdoors, lovelaketravis@yahoo.com

Invite to a Wilde Party

For those who are wild about the theatre, Zach brings you the Wilde Party offered at each main-stage show. Food, drinks, and a fabulous show especially for the family and those that love us. Preshow mixer, 6:45pm; show at 8pm.

Zach Theatre, 1510 Toomey, 476-0541

www.zachtheatre.org

Just Visiting? Where the Queers At?

Welcome to Austin! Don't know where to go, you big beautiful queer? Let our Austin Chronicle gAyTX Fun Guide assist you.

www.austinchronicle.com/gaytx, gayplace@austinchronicle.com

Lambda of Texas State

Get back to class with class, and hang out with fellow LGBT Bobcats and allies. Check the website for weekly meetings and the awesome, twice-a-year Bobcat Ball.

Texas State University campus, San Marcos

www.studentorgs.txstate.edu/lambda/index22.htm

Lipschtick Seeks Schtickers

We've often fantasized about how a band of performative queerballs would play in the Poconos. We think we might be onto something with this one. The recently relocated (to Austin) Lipschtick Collective wants you, fire-spinners, jugglers, contortionists, acrobats, tassel-twirlers, aerial-silks aficionados, shwanky dancers, shower-singers, musicians, drag queens and kings, and actors.

363-5566

lipschtickcollective@gmail.com

Midtowne Spa Free Pass

Yo, Hunky Brewster: Get on the Midtowne site, and click on the Free Pass link to get free admission to some steamy relief. 18 and up, no alcohol.

Midtowne Spa, 5815 Airport, 302-9696

www.midtowne.com

Out Youth Drop In

High school can be hell, especially for the li'l tyke dykes and fag-o-tots. Our local nonprofit support/drop-in center for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and questioning peeps, ages 12-19, is open to youth three days a week. A place where they can be. Just ... be. Sun. & Wed.-Thu., 4:30-8:30pm.

Out Youth House, 909 E. 49th, 419-1233

www.outyouth.org

Positive Influence

Therapy/support group for HIV-positive gay men. Eight-week sessions. Call for schedule. Wednesdays, 6-7:30pm.

784-8220

Q Austin

Q stands for cute. And these cute fellas are on a mission to fight HIV/AIDS with a variety of ongoing social events. Volunteer and internship opportunities available. Free.

Q Boyz, 3408 West Ave., 420-8557

www.qaustin.org, qboyz@qboyz.org

Queer Youth Media Project Registration

Austin School of Film and aGLIFF host this summer's Queer Youth Media Project for students ages 14-19. Register now online. Mon.-Fri., July 16-27, 9am-1:30pm.

Austin School of Film, 1634 E. Cesar Chavez, 236-8877

www.agliff.org/qymp, info@agliff.org

St. Edward's Gay/Straight Alliance

Austin's own St. Ed's has its own GLBT/straight alliance. That's one big rainbow up on that hill.

St. Edward's University campus, 416-5876

www.stedwards.edu/stulife/organizations/view_org.php?org=30&list=cat, kathyb@stedwards.edu

Summer Gay Realness

In two issues, your friendly neighborhood Gay Place will serve up a sweet, sticky preview of the best of your hot, Austin Q summer. If you have an event (happening anytime June-August) to promote, email us the details ASAP! Deadline: Mon., May 28, 3pm. Free.

454-5766

austinchronicle.com/gay, gayplace@austinchronicle.com

Super Buffet/Manwatch Dancers

Watch the Men of Manwatch wiggle as you scarf down that free buffet, 6-9pm. DJ Bryan Konrad spins, 9pm-close. Wipe your chin, skippy. Fridays.

Oilcan Harry's, 211 W. Fourth, 512/320-8823

www.oilcanharrys.com

Texas Exes LGBT Network

Connect with fellow Horns o'plenty from all stripes of our purdy, purdy rainbow.

471-3584

www.texasexes.org/lgbt, acosta@alumni.utexas.edu

Texas Hill Country Faeries, Elves, & Satyrs

That's THCFES to you, delicate nymph of the forest glen. (All's we wanna know is: Where are the fekkin' unicorns?!) THCFES is a group for alternative/progressive gay men who understand the goodness of all things fae. Yae!

www.groups.yahoo.com/group/thcfes

TGT

It's time for school, and UT's Transgender Texas is fabulous and here to stay. So if you are a trans-identified Longhorn, get in touch.

jesse.free@riseup.net

The Lesbian Coffee House

Austin Lesbian Coffee House is a group of LBTs that meet monthly to mix and mingle.

Sign up to get the secret deets

www.meetup.com/AustinLesbianCoffeeHouse

The Whole Pole and Nothing but the Pole

Check the brass on those ovz, dude. Whoa. And check the Brass Ovaries website for info on events and upcoming pole-dancing classes.

477-POLE

www.brassovariespoledancing.com

Top Drawer Thrift Seeks Your Sweet Swag

Gently used goodes! Junque! Crappé! Austin's darling den of dignified detritus wants your stuff. Give until your closets are squeaky clean. Donations accepted on-site, Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm. Pickups arranged by appointment.. Free.

Top Drawer Thrift, 4902 Burnet Rd., 454-5161

www.projecttransitions.org

Touch Dance/Partner Dance Group

Do you lead or do you follow, darlin'? This group of gay-friendly women loves to dance and has formed this social group to which all gay-friendly women, 21 and older, are invited. Sometimes, they will meet at dance events; sometimes, they will hit the floor at a local club to practice. What better way to improve (or acquire) those skills? And those skills. Free.

austin_dancers@gmail.com

Transformations Psychotherapy Services

Katy Koonce, LCSW, offers transsexual support groups with a holistic approach. Donations accepted.

Katy Koonce & Associates, 2520 Longview #302, 297-7799

katykoonce.com

Uniting American Families Act

Act now to fight immigration discrimination. Queers with loves from other climes unite! And let's all unite behind them. Imagine your lover stuck behind the irony curtain. Now, get out there and fight. Free.

www.immigrationequalityactionfund.org

UT Gender & Sexuality Center

Your Longhorn queer hub, as it were. Regular business hours (Mon.-Fri., 9am-5pm) so you can learn about cool campus doin's like Queer Students Alliance, GLBTGrad, OutLaw, Queer People of Color and Allies, Transgender Texas, She Says, and more.

232-1831

www.utexas.edu/diversity/ddce/gsc, gsc@uts.cc.utexas.edu

UT GSC Listserv

UT's Gender & Sexuality Center maintains, among other fabulous things, a helluva listserv. To submit something for or to subscribe to the e-mail list, please send an e-mail.

www.utgsc.com, gsc@uts.cc.utexas.edu

Violet Crown Counseling

Specialized individual and relationship psychotherapy for the LGBTQIJKLMNOP and open-minded. More than 86 years experience between 'em.

796-3457

www.violetcrowncounseling.com

Waterloo Moves North

Austin's hub for GLBT support and support groups has moved its hub up to the Highland Mall area.

Waterloo Counseling Center, 314 E. Highland Mall Blvd. #301, 444-9922

www.waterloocounseling.org

Waterloo's HART Program

Low- to no-cost mental health counseling and support for folks struggling with HIV or AIDS. Bilingual? ¡Sí!

Waterloo Counseling Center, 314 E. Highland Mall Blvd. #301, 444-9922 x329

www.waterloocounseling.org

Yo, Volunteer Caregivers!

Project Transitions needs you! Here are the ranks you'll be joining: "Soon-to-be Peace Corps workers, retired adults, nursing students, social work students, and generally compassionate people." And hotties. Did we say hotties? Call/e-mail to sign up for trainings. Free.

Project Transitions, PO Box 4826, Austin, TX 78765, 454-8646 x104

www.projecttransitions.org, eholton@projecttransitions.org

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