Talk Like a Pirate Day
It's really not hard: squint one eye, say "Shiver me timbers," insert the sentence you need to communicate, and end it with "Aaarrggh!" But if merely talking like a pirate for a day isn't enough, don your parrot and peg leg and head to Opal Divine's for live music from Austin's own pirate royalty, the Jolly GaRogers. Mon., Sept. 19, 7-10pm (2011). Free.