Shit's Golden! Because that Midas took a dump? Never mind, just know that Chris Tellez hosts! And Pat Dean co-hosts! And featuring the all-star talents of Raul Sanchez, Vanessa Gonzalez, Kat Ramzinski, Danny Goodwin, Allie Amrien, Ben Cholok, and Abby Benes. Mon., Sept. 5, 9pm. $5 ($2, students).