Can't get enough X-mas? The Russians celebrate a little late and invite you to join them. Enjoy a buffet, live music, and some cross-cultural partying. A fortune teller will be on hand. 4-10pm. $30.
Russian House, 307 E. Fifth, 512/428-5442
New! Free! Five minutes! Go! Yes, it's Bedpost open mic. And boy, do they mean open. You get to read all that steamy stuff that's been welling up ever since your first Bedpost Confession. 6pm. Free.
Sometimes, life hits you like a truck. And in the case of our dear Annie D., sadly quite literally. The gang at Elysium and a lot of dragsters are throwing this benefit. 7pm. $5 donation.
Elysium, 705 Red River, 512/478-2979