Computer to Mack: Got the Guts to Attack?
The computer says …
By Joe O'Connell, 2:01PM, Mon. Nov. 24, 2008
Computer know all. Computer good. Computer see far into BCS future and deep into your soul. It see Texas Longhorns good. Longhorns No. 2. They beat Oklahoma 45-35 and Bob Stoops not smile enough. OU now No. 3. OU beat Texas Tech to pulp 65-21 because Red Raider soul not pure. Texas Tech get cocky. OU have running game and defense. Tech have coach who look like country singer. Country singers lose to no smile. Texas better than Oklahoma by .0084. Oklahoma have no coastline.
Computer say Mack Brown nice man. Computer say style points better for no smile Stoops. Computer say Longhorns meet Aggies at home to end season. Aggies bad. Lose to bad Baylor. Tech lose to bad Baylor this weekend? OU lose to Oklahoma State where coach smile even less and yell at people? Computer confused. Texas beat Aggies 94-3 and Texas better. Oklahoma beat angry man 187-24 and OU better. Texas Tech beat Baylor 11,749 to 243 and fly to moon.
Computer not know Missouri. Computer say Missouri not matter. Computer say Aggies are joke. Computer say Texas score many points. Computer say ask me more next week. Insert 50 cents for next three minutes. Computer not sure about tomorrow. Computer know all.