Bob Ray's Litigious Mofo Party Plan

If you're a lawyer, a legal aid, the State Bar of Texas, or Chad Holt, then you're probably already aware that Austin filmmaker Bob Ray recently shot the best commercial for a crazy-ass solicitor yet made. If not, you can watch it in its entirety after the jump.

Says Ray, via email:

"Last week, the criminal defense lawyer who defends Chad Holt in Total Badass (Adam Reposa, a.k.a. Bulletproof, a.k.a. Repo) asked me to help him make a commercial for his law practice. As required by law, we submitted it to the Sate Bar of Texas for approval.

"The legal community in Texas is going crazy with it right now and the vid has been bouncing around D.A. and defense atty's offices for the last 24 hours. [I'm] not sure of the repercussions (for Adam, Chad, or, most importantly, for me) if the Bar prohibits the commercial from being used or if we’re breaking any laws. But I think it's too great to not be seen. We might be forced to pull it down at some point. So, enjoy it while it lasts!"

Seriously, that's one hellaciously tenacious lawmaster. We can't wait to get arrested just so we can employ his Hulk-like, rageaholic badassery. Rumor has it they're ticketing for jaywalking on Sixth St. these days, so who knows?