Since the poise and humor of
Jenny Hart of
Sublime Stitching, who was a fantastic host, and the thoughtful but concise remarks of
Critics Choice for Best Model,
Zion Francis, were the only things about the
Austin Fashion Awards production that reflected well on Austin, there is just no splashy recap. We do, however have some friendly suggestions for next year:
1) Advise
Matt Swinney of
Launch787 that while introducing the show,
crying at the podium about support for his own "crazy ideas" is narcissistic at best. So is the announcement that he is going to cry.
It's an introduction, not an acceptance speech. Oh, and someone tell him to introduce himself, or have
Don Pardo introduce him, so that those who don't know him by sight will know who is actually sobbing with self-love at the mic.
2) If the budget won't allow fashioning an actual award piece, hand out artfully framed certificates instead.
Picking up old boots around town and spray painting them gold falls short. Perhaps two similarly-sized honorees could get together and alternate wearing them as a pair. Certain conversation-starters, they could provide well-timed reminders for anyone who MUST have been under a rock and didn't know about the honor.
3) Get some sound people in there that understand that they are
mixing for a symphony space, not the Music Hall. There is a bit more involved than cranking it, bro. The selection of local bands was spot on, reflecting the best of our music scene and its variety; the sound made us dread the oncoming musical breaks.
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