Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Mr. Smarty Pants
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Columns, Sept. 13, 2012
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Columns, Aug. 30, 2012
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Mick Jagger used to sell ice cream
Columns, Aug. 23, 2012
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Columns, July 26, 2012
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Columns, May 31, 2012
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Columns, May 24, 2012
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Two-thousand daydreams per day
Columns, May 17, 2012
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But the real question is: Can hamsters remember to call on their mothers' birthdays?
Columns, May 10, 2012
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Some like it pregnant
Columns, May 3, 2012
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Mae West, 'lewd and risqué? Oh, please.
Columns, April 26, 2012
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Yes, but do any of them know the words to 'Beep Me 911"?
Columns, April 19, 2012
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Well, where else are we supposed to play 'Bejeweled'?
Columns, April 12, 2012
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And I thought my bubbie's seders were crazy
Columns, April 5, 2012
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Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Columns, March 29, 2012
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Maybe the colloquialism should be changed to 'cat-shit crazy'
Columns, March 22, 2012
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Guns and ranch dressing: just another week in Texas
Columns, March 14, 2012
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Next time you buy a sixer from Valero, thank Handy Dan
Columns, March 8, 2012
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Columns, March 1, 2012
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Nudes no more
Columns, Feb. 23, 2012
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Those questions sound pretty easy to us
