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Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Two-thousand daydreams per day

Column, May. 17, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

But the real question is: Can hamsters remember to call on their mothers' birthdays?

Column, May. 10, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Some like it pregnant

Column, May. 3, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Mae West, 'lewd and risqué? Oh, please.

Column, Apr. 26, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Yes, but do any of them know the words to 'Beep Me 911"?

Column, Apr. 19, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Well, where else are we supposed to play 'Bejeweled'?

Column, Apr. 12, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

And I thought my bubbie's seders were crazy

Column, Apr. 5, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?

Column, Mar. 29, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Maybe the colloquialism should be changed to 'cat-shit crazy'

Column, Mar. 22, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Guns and ranch dressing: just another week in Texas

Column, Mar. 14, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Next time you buy a sixer from Valero, thank Handy Dan

Column, Mar. 8, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Column, Mar. 1, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Nudes no more

Column, Feb. 23, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Those questions sound pretty easy to us

Column, Feb. 16, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Looks like that John McClane is in a heap of trouble this time

Column, Feb. 9, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

For pills, sure, but does color also affect how well Tic Tacs work?

Column, Feb. 2, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

You heard it here first: Romans were half as evil as the Koch brothers

Column, Jan. 26, 2012

Dear Porn Industry

Texas loves luring jobs from California

Screens Blog, Jan. 19, 2012 5:01 PM

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Of course the British have an Egg Information Service

Column, Jan. 19, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Column, Jan. 12, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

The oldest cement, the coldest McDonald's, and more exciting facts of life

Column, Jan. 5, 2012

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

'The Custodians,' 'use-by' dates, cheeseburgers, and more fun facts

Column, Dec. 29, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Buzzards and vultures, bras and panties, and more and more

Column, Dec. 22, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Canned corn tortillas, Joan of Arc, and more facts to chew on

Column, Dec. 15, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Climate change, tuition, drunken driving, and more

Column, Dec. 8, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Barnyardy, Yardbirds, Snow White, and more

Column, Dec. 1, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Wisconsin's cranberries, Ronald Reagan's fondness of Bart Simpson, etc.

Column, Nov. 23, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Dr Pepper was caffeine-free until 1917, and more tasty facts

Column, Nov. 17, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

The McRib, the Hokey Pokey, and more facts from Mr. Pants

Column, Nov. 10, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

'The roller coaster capital of the world,' no bears in Africa, etc.

Column, Nov. 3, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Desmond Tutu likes to watch sports, and more fun facts

Column, Oct. 27, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Halloween factoids to get you in the spirit

Column, Oct. 20, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Hong Kong's Austin Road, star softball player Marilyn Monroe, and more factoids

Column, Oct. 13, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Column, Oct. 6, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Clark Kent's namesakes, Lincoln's last meal, and more

Column, Sep. 29, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

'Peanuts,' Paul McCartney, Montezuma Red, and more

Column, Sep. 15, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Rin Tin Tin, Genghis Khan, alcohol consumption, and more fine facts

Column, Sep. 8, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants

Column, Sep. 1, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Chickens with white earlobes lay white eggs, and more fun factoids

Column, Aug. 25, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Charlie the Tuna and Mr. Bubble both turn 50 this year, prostitutes win Oscars too, etc.

Column, Aug. 18, 2011

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